Monday, April 4, 2011

Truths shared by my astronomy teacher.

Top 10 reasons why it is easier to go to the temple than to go to BYU:


10. Temple workers won’t make you go home and shave.


9. You can walk on the temple grass.


8. There is always enough parking.


7. Your vehicle will not be ticketed.


6. Construction is finished.


5. No tuition increase at the temple.


4. Temple workers won’t get in trouble if everyone passes.


3. They want you to come back year after year.


2. The final exam isn’t for a very long time yet.


1. If you can’t go yourself, someone else will do the work for you.